Budapest’s annual Sziget Festival is coming to a close, meaning that thousands of party people across the Island of Freedom are currently afflicted with multi-day hangovers, dance-floor fatigue and several other symptoms of Sziget Festival overindulgence. If you are suffering from any of the following conditions, contact your doctor immediately… or have a few more drinks and dive back into the bacchanalia!

You’ve partied too hard at Sziget if…

…you’ve abandoned your tent to instead camp out in the dance arena.

…your sense of smell is so diminished that you don’t notice the portable-toilet aroma.

…you wake up from an afternoon nap and realise that it’s the next day.

…you decide you’ve had too much to drink and try to get up from your seat before remembering that you’re in the festival’s sky bar.

…you’ve abandoned your ordinary work-out routine for alternative forms of exercise.

…you feel more at home in your campsite than you do in your actual home.

…you seriously consider giving up your career to start pursuing arts and crafts full-time.

…you’re choosing your food strictly based on its capacity to absorb alcohol.

…you find yourself believing that you could perform on the main stage.

…you truly can’t tell if you’re hallucinating or not.